Hamish Watson strides into the ring in full sumo gear. As he strides around the ring smiling at the rest of the squad the ground beneath your feet begins to shake. Something large begins to approach and the whole building shakes.
The stable's champion enters the ring and the bout begins. Watson's super human strength and low centre of gravity means he easily overcomes his foe emerging victorious in 15 seconds a world record for any sumo bout. He is instantly given rank of Yokozuna and invited to stay in Japan to become a full time sumo wrestler. Much to everyone's relief he declines the offer.
With the squad acclimatised to Japan the real training begins but you are still required to be on hand should any cultural issues arise.
You shadow the squad every day giving advice on local customs and the like but days before Scotland are due to play Ireland you pick up a newspaper and see a photograph of Devin Toner. Something doesn't look quite right but you can't put your finger on what.
What do you do?
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