"This!" You thought nervously. "This what?!?" It wasn't until you saw from behind the tattoo covered man a young teenage girl... or you think she is a teenage girl. She has a almost all her hair shaved, a long t-shirt that says, "DON'T MESS WITH ME!", and jeans with holes that show her cut filled knees. When she came closer, you can see her sneakers look like they where hand me downs from 10 grandfathers ago, and she smelled like your dirty basket of clothes after a week of not washing your laundry.

"Hey there punk! We are gonna have a great time, ya!" She takes her mud-caked hands and plays with your once clean hair. You push back from your chair as you feel the thick nastiness of her muddy hands already dripping down your head. 

Already you don't like her.

"Honey, I have to go out for a while this evening with my friend..."

"Your special night friend? Is he the man you watch movies with when it's my bed time?"

The tattooed covered man starts laughing hysterically, and stops just as fast when your mom twists her head as fast as lighting to him and you know (she is your mom, so you just know) the angry look she gave him.

"Alright ok ok! I need to go back and fix my car anyway. Precious take care of this young one until she gets home. I'll throw in some more money if you follow the rules we agreed, ok?"

"Yes Uncle Ernie! I promise", she said in the most corniest, fakest voice you ever heard. "No way mom would fall for that", you thought. Your mind keeps racing, "Is Ernie his real name? No way? Ernie?!" Your mind just can't keep up until your mom blows you a kiss, waves good-bye, and closes the door behind her.

So... it's you and Precious, you and Precious. Being the brave person you are, you look at her and say, "Hello Pre..."

The end of the words don't escape your mouth when she grabs your collar, and lifts your whole body off the chair. 

"If you call me Precious, I will make you the sorriest kid in the whole world!"

Forming a fist with the other hand, she whispers to your face (seeing the same dirty teeth her uncle has... gross!), "You better do everything I say, or I will make this the worst night of your life. I am your babysitter, and that makes me your boss for all night. Got it?"

You know this teenage girl means business, but this bully is getting you really mad. 

You decide to think fast: