Ok just to start this off, I know Coke cans are not 1 inch in diameter. I just need story, I need to break the 4th wall. So let me off for this. Anyway, back to the story. You hop into the Coke can, and it is still full. The soda gives for some padding, so you slide down unscathed. Soon, you reach a turn in the pipe and go shooting out into some water. You float across, and get to a big dry area. There is an enormous pipe, and a potato chip to surf on. You have to choose your activity, but anything can, and will kill you.