“What?  You won’t go?”  yells the King.  You are dressed in your usual courtier outfit, which, though usual for you, is highly unusual. 

The waistband of your pants barely reaches above what needs to be covered, and a cloth sleeveless top is cut off high above your bare midriff. 

This outfit was mandated as part of the job.  Though not approving of it, you nonetheless wear it, as being a court official is a highly sought after position.

Noticing your outfit, the King wiggles a finger in your bare navel.

What do you do?