"No" you say. I can defend myself, I'm stronger now!
Your dad comes into the house with a beer in hand, he walks up to your mum and asks, "Hey I thought I told you to make dinner?!"
"No I don't remember you asking." Responded your mother
So he walked up to the chair she was sitting on and shoved her off, "Well I do" "So stop being a lazy pig and do something useful for once."
so she off she went to making dinner.
He then walks up to you and asks "What are you doing?"
"Nothing?!"