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Darkiplier Special
Lol his face looks like "you really had to, huh? it's not even good!" and i'm all, "nah, but i had fun."

As he always did. This man knew how to put himself together, and he did it rather well. Admittedly, the scruff of his beard was a bit out of place if one thought about it for longer than a moment, but regardless, it managed to suit your friend rather well. Now, the question remained...
“Why are you staring at me like that?” you sighed, stretching and letting your joints pop satisfyingly.
“Is that really all you have to say?” Dark calmly asked in a mildly annoyed tone.
“Just saying,” you said, throwing the covers off of yourself. “It’s kinda creepy.”
He gave a beleaguered moan to himself, “I am well aware. I am simply here to remind you what day today is, and what it entails.”
You gave your friend a look. “Of course I know what today is, you don’t need to remind me. Today is the day I start my new job as your..." You paused to put quotation marks around the word, "assistang.”
“I don’t need a secretary,” he straightened his jacket proudly and cracked his neck, “but having someone else to help babysit the other egos is an excellent idea.”
“So you keep saying…” you mumbled to yourself as you started to toss your clothes on the bed in preparation. Dark had already picked out the attire he thought appropriate for you to wear.
Dark ran a hand through his hair, “As long as you know. I will wait for you until you’re ready.”
“Why?” you couldn’t help but feel mildly annoyed at your friend. Even though he was the reason you were getting this job, and he keeps reminding you how he didn’t have to, your gratefulness could only outlast how annoying he can get for so long.
He didn’t answer your question, and simply exited your bedroom.
“Okay, fine,” you said to the door he left through. “Be that way.”
Your alarm that was meant to wake you up blared, and you moved to turn it off without much hesitation. This was going to be a fun day, for sure.
Upon arriving at the business building Dark stopped you just before entering. “Do not pay anything you see in there any mind until I tell you to. I don’t need you getting distracted before I can even get you to your desk, understood?”
You nodded reassuringly and followed him. The way your friend traipsed into the lobby made it seem like he owned the place, though they were only renting out a few floors.
 The first thing you noticed was upon entering was...