You woke up in your car. It's not unusual for you to sleep in your car, seeing as you don't have a house, but the fact that you fell asleep while the car was moving might prove to be a negative in a few seconds. The car is careening into a...

Just kidding, you're on a pirate ship. You woke up on a pirate ship and you're about to... 

Wait, pirate ship? Weren't we at the zoo?

Alright, perhaps I'd better let you decide where you are, I can't seem to get it right.