You knock back the red pill. You blink a bit and the pounding noise fades. Ouch. You clearly remember partying with a man talking about the end of the world and a man looking very confused. You put some tea on and step outside. You take a look and OHGODWHATISTHAT. It's clearly a UFO, but that isn't the question. WHAT. IS. THAT. That saucer can only be described... with... as...
The ship was known as the Starship Ech and was regarded throughout the universe as the most eyewrenching thing in existence. But you don't know that.
A man in a dreadfully awful hat that can only be described as a "Gibus" walks out, and tips his ghastly hat to you. He smiles and speaks. "Welcome aboard!" You pause for a moment. "You're the new member of my crew, right?" You remain silent. You decide to remain silent indefinitely. Maybe if you don't talk to it, it'll go away and explain that it was some kind of fever dream. Yeah, that's it. "You signed up on the internet. I posted my ad?" Oh, that. You had jokingly filled out a "JOIN A SPACESHIP CREW" survey and personality quiz. This is NOT what you were expecting. Well, maybe you should go with him. Or go inside? Eeeeh?
Artist's Rendition of the Starship Ech
Home 
Browse 
About 
Help 
Register