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Miss The Ground
A custom Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Story

You knock back the white pill. You take a second. The hangover isn't clearing up. You do, however, detect a significant looseness in your bowels. LAXATIVE LAXATIVE LAXATIVE. You rush to the bathroom, barely making it in time as it just [CENSORED.] Five minutes later you hear a loud noise outside but hey, you're still [CENSORED] all thanks to that laxative. You don't come out for another hour. Your day proceeds as normal. A good breakfast makes the hangover go away, and a good shower wakes you up. Off on down to the pub, you'll probably get smashed again.
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